Friday, January 26, 2007

Funk In A Freezer

Can somebody please bury James Brown?

This is the man that wrote Say it Loud, Papa’s got a Brand New Bag, The Big Payback, and countless other hits. He invented the funk and for the first 15 years of hip hop was sampled on almost every song. Why isn’t Brother James resting in peace yet? Let this be a lesson to all people. Please get your business straight before something happens no matter how old you are. If you have worked hard enough to have assets to leave your family, divide everything before you leave and eliminate all the greed and foolishness. Did it take this long to bury Elvis? What about Frank Sinatra? We need to have Condoleeza Rice or somebody step in to get this thing resolved before James Brown’s perm starts drying out and some photographer puts him on the internet in shame.

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