Ladies and Gentlemen,
This will be my last blog entry until next week. I hope everyone has a safe Halloween and enjoys whatever they do if they celebrate. Please buy some good candy to give to the kids. Now&Laters or Sugar Daddies are nice. You probably don't need that much since kids don't really walk the streets like they used to. All of this controlled trick or treating is stupid.
The only acceptable costumes for adult females are cat suits or anything that requires heels.
Men are not allowed to dress up. Masks are okay if you have kids or going to a party and that is the only way to get in.
R. Kelly is coming to New Orleans tomorrow and I hope the power goes out so no one can enjoy his concert because we should be boycotting.