No More Basketball

I would like to thank the New Orleans city council for finally tackling a problem in the city that had to be addressed. There are just too many kids staying out of trouble by playing basketball in front of their house. Now we have banned basketball in the street and those kids can get into other illegal things because of boredom and lack of recreation. Maybe some of them can walk ten blocks to the park in the area and pretend there are back boards and rims up. This is evidence that a small section of the population runs this whole city.