Saturday, June 14, 2008
Attention Parents of Chicago!!
R. Kelly was just found not guilty today on all counts of child pornography. Apparently that wasn't him on the tape that millions of people watched all across the country.
Do you know what this means?
There is a tall rich black man who looks like R. Kelly with enough money to have a big ass house and a studio running around making sex tapes with unidentified teenage girls. Since it wasn't R. Kelly the real pervert is still out walking the streets.
Just like O.J is trying to find the real killers. We must find and prosecute the real freak.
I'm going back to my optometrist and get my eyes checked again. The cat I saw on the tape sure looked like Robert to me.
Friday was a shitty news day.
What was up with all those sisters outside the courthouse acting like they just acquitted Angela Davis or somebody?
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err. R. Kelly was just found NOT guilty.
Another, 'if you've got the money, you get whatever justice system you want' story.
I read the first few lines of your blog and you wrote R Kelly was found guilty. I guess you may need to get your eyes checked. I guess the lack of not having a mole on the back of the man in the video was enough to say it wasn't Robert. I guess they never thought the mole could have grown on his back within the years we have been waiting for a trial.(I guess they had to let him go free because of the resonable doubt) Anyway people support anyone they like no matter the negative character that may be displayed. I actually was talking about R Kelly going to jail and about two minutes later someone walked in and told me he was acquitted. I guess the new law is if you say it isn't you and the other person say it isn't them. It's not!
Thank you anonymous for recognizing my mistake.
Like I said before, if that's not R.Kelly there is a child pornographer on the loose.
he should be drug from a car
It was like that episode of The Boondocks came to life except without Huey talking sense into everybody's heads.
You think he got up and started singing after they read the verdict?
No but he will probably write a song about it or .......God forbid another trapped in the closet saga.
well you know, like Madea said, "sometimes God be taking too long". LOL
maybe Madea's twin will go find the real pervert and stomp him 10 feet under.
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