Saturday, June 14, 2008
Attention Parents of Chicago!!
R. Kelly was just found not guilty today on all counts of child pornography. Apparently that wasn't him on the tape that millions of people watched all across the country.
Do you know what this means?
There is a tall rich black man who looks like R. Kelly with enough money to have a big ass house and a studio running around making sex tapes with unidentified teenage girls. Since it wasn't R. Kelly the real pervert is still out walking the streets.
Just like O.J is trying to find the real killers. We must find and prosecute the real freak.
I'm going back to my optometrist and get my eyes checked again. The cat I saw on the tape sure looked like Robert to me.
Friday was a shitty news day.
What was up with all those sisters outside the courthouse acting like they just acquitted Angela Davis or somebody?