Monday, April 27, 2009
How To Kill The Culture Part 1 : Talking to the Younger Cats
Coach Dungy is doing the right thing for Mike Vick by going to talk to him and offer some guidance. That should work out for him provided his ears are opened. Personally speaking I have been blessed to have older men around me that were willing to offer guidance and advice. I’m not just talking about my dad and the men in my family either. I’m talking about men like Mr. C at Clark High School or my first work supervisor Marlon. I’m talking about the older cats like Mr. Henry, Mr. Baptiste, and Mr. St.Cyr or guys like Freddie Blue, Tim, Joe and my by Ron. You can’t put a price on having someone who has been there before willing to pull to the side and give you some heads up on what life is all about. I don’t want to sound like everything went perfectly because of people willing to talk to me. Men are always going to test the waters and try things regardless of what people told them. I tried a few ideas and some didn’t work out. Guidance won’t stop you from making a few mistakes. It will help you bounce back from the ones you do make and keep you from destroying yourself. It’s the support factor. As I get older and things sort themselves out, I realize now that as much as it was their responsibility to reach out to me, I still had to make the choice to listen and try to apply what they told me to my own decisions. It has to be a two way street. There is no choice of words that can circumvent what a person is going to choose to do for themselves.
You don’t have to be a coach or have a ministry like Tony Dungy. You don't have to join any organization to be effective. Not everyone is up to that kind of structure. There are enough kids in your family, around your neighborhood, at your job, or someone you know has a son or a nephew who needs that kind of thing. Real life is a daily grind and you have to be equipped with tools to deal with it. One of those tools is the truth about how things are really supposed to be as opposed to the fake thug hero crap that leads to the cemetery or the penitentiary. If Mike Vick would have had someone to talk to him before he got in this situation he might be still be quarterback of the Falcons right now.
Glad To Be Home
I’m back in the city and at work on a Monday morning.
There was no blaming the people uptown or the people downtown. No one said that the economic problems were an “opportunity” to reshape the city. Even though these ladies had jobs, no one said the other folks needed to stop whining and get themselves together or how we should sterilize all the people who were living off the government. These ladies lived in the suburbs and talked about upset they were that their morning commute had become too easy. They wanted the traffic in the city because it meant people were there. I was just thinking to myself “Wow, people in the suburbs understanding the importance of stability in the big city….I bet these people have a hospital.” They didn’t even mention their text messaging crazy ex mayor and call him any names.
I am not saying everyone in
Saturday, April 25, 2009
My Weekend Vibe......Grandma's Hands
While I'm here, let's dedicate it to Shirley, Iola, and Ozella too. They were my aunts and not my grandmothers but they had the same reverence and I know their grandchildren feel the same way..........
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Headed to Vegas
I have a lot of things on my mind that I was going to touch on this week. Unfortunately I can’t because in the morning I am headed to Las Vegas for some fun. Well, actually I am going to Las Vegas to a conference to learn new programs and HUD regulations but I give props to whomever selected the location for the spring conference this year. They must have known the city was going to be on my last nerve and I had to get out of here. Trips like this are the reason why I don’t explain to people exactly what I do for a living because you never know if people are going to find out and try to set me up to be fired so they can apply. (That last sentence was dedicated to Big Red Cotton... LOL)
Although I have been flying on planes since I was a child, somehow I have started developing a fear of flying. This is not a good for a person that has to travel from time to time. How can I expand the World Wide Cliff Network if I feel the urge to take the Greyhound everywhere? I will occupy my nerves and time by listening to radio shows on my MP3 and writing. Too bad they don’t serve cocktails at 6:00 AM on the plane. I would have to get a double. I’m just playing. You have to do what you have to do to keep climbing the ladder. Usually these kinds of functions are in a city where the nightlife doesn’t really excite a cat from New Orleans. I usually end up sitting in my room watching the NBA playoffs. I can’t make the same promise in Vegas. I have to walk the strip and visit the spot where Tupac got shot. I am sure there is a plague out there or something. There would be if I was the mayor. While I sit here getting my head together for being twenty thousand feet above the ground, I will find some videos to post until I get back to the 504.
I am going to need for no one to add anything to the drama and stress we already have while I am gone. Everyone is already at the edge. Here’s my first video to get things started.Since I am going to the place he died and the song applies to things going on today, lets start like this……
Monday, April 20, 2009
Kill The Culture
For many years now we have had this sad acceptance of violence as long as the victims fit a certain profile that said they were in the street game. As long as they description of the people involved in the stories included the words young, black, corner, and drugs were found on the scene we just sucked it up and moved on. We are all guilty of being silent and dismissive. Some of us are even guilty of giving the street soldier more admiration than an everyday hard working man. We’ve had a love affair with the thug even though we know there’s a good chance he might not live long or destroy the community. It became such an acceptable way of living that it spawned its own culture. It has its own music, dress, and language. Now the virus has mutated and that invisible wall that existed to keep the acceptable level of death between young black males is breaking down and we are having infants, children, and young girls just starting life all falling victim to the same ignorance we let get out of hand.
We have to kill the culture. It's the only way. The only way we save the people in the culture is to stop letting them think it's cool to be that way. You can't come up with all these great solutions in the midst of people living the problem as a lifestyle. We have to teach the little kids that the stupid shit they think is cool really isn't. We have to stop letting people talk up drugs, murder, violence and a lack of respect for women. We have to eliminate stupid ass words like "haters" and "beef" that people actually harm one another for like that is a good reason. This is no hate at all. No one loves me more than my dad and he never let me make excuses for anything. If we love these brothers and sisters then we can't make excuses for them either. The idea that thug culture is somehow interwoven with survival is false. The last time I checked, black people made it through a lot of challenging times without having to slaughter one another. We'll be just as black and cool without going to war with one another all the time. The babies won't live if this culture doesn't die.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Hornets in Six Games!

Fair weather fans and bandwagon jumpers talk trash after the first game when they see how their team plays. Real fans talk trash before the game starts so they can be even more upset when their team loses or even more excited when they win..
I can't speak for the other ten guys but I have faith in David West and CP3 to get it done. I just hope they have enough left in the tank after carrying everybody the last few weeks and covering up the reality that their coach ran all the young players that should be our bench out of town. This will not be the year that Carmelo Anthony finally joins his friends and gets out of the first round. Let's hope his career continues to mirror Tracy McGrady's and doesn't include any winning.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
My Weekend Vibe : My Governor's World Wide Tour
Puff Daddy feat. Mase and Carl Thomas - Been Around The World (Remix) -
Friday, April 17, 2009
Talking To My Neighbors
Yesterday evening I went outside for awhile because it was a rare day where people on the block were outside. I saw one of my neighbors pulling into her driveway. I found out that her husband had a heart attack and a stroke. He’s been in the hospital for awhile. That explains why I haven’t seen him. He’s not that old of a guy. I think he’s somewhere around my dad’s age. That’s the kind of news that makes you want to throw away the rest of the leftover Easter ham and stop drinking Crown Royal. I could do without the ham. I am going to have to grow into giving up Crown. I might have to cut my neighbor’s grass for awhile if she can’t get anyone else to do it. What’s messed up is the people who stay between us has a riding more and those two men were drinking buddies. He can’t cut the grass because his wife is still angry about something no one knows about. Even her husband doesn’t know. Oh well, we can’t do anything about her paranoid self. Anyway, I heard Mr. John was doing a little better. He had some movement on his right side so lets hope he recovers enough to make it back to his crib. I don't think he'll be walking to the store for those big 24oz cans of Budweiser anymore.
Just a quick side note: When the guy who lives across the street from you walks his new born in the stroller and his pit bull on a chain at the same time while smoking a Black and Mild cigar and is literally walking them in the street, it’s okay to call your area a hood. Even if everyone including the person walking them has a job that's a hood. If he goes to the park to do the same thing but adds jogging to the equation with workout gear and one of those goofy looking hats you can call your area middle class.
I also found out that their house and another at the end of the block were broken into for big screen televisions. I live in a fairly quiet area. We are just the right distance from the club where we can’t hear the music or get any of the traffic. I guess I had talked myself into thinking that my quiet area of the hood was safe. After that news yesterday I think that since 90% of the people around there leave for work we are prime targets for stuff like this. I’m even more concerned because the two houses to my right are still empty and that’s prime hiding spots. That might be why they targeted the house they did. There is a house next to that one that looks like a small forest because no one has came to cut the grass or the trees. I have to tell the folks across the street about the break-ins and take away their small idea of comfort too. I have to do it because everyone is going to have to start paying more attention. That’s how it is living in the city sometimes. You have to take the good and the bad. Hopefully we can get together as a neighborhood and figure out how to move up on the city pecking order to get some extra patrols. All we need is something to attract tourists.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
I Don't Know Any Chicken Queens
I have a quick public service announcement this morning. There have been some new commercials on television causing an uproar. The everyone is talking about is the Burger King Spongebob square booty shaking ad with Sir Mix A Lot. My friend Neecha along with other folks were not happy about this one and already talked about it. Burger King ended up pulling the ad yesterday.
There is one commercial still running that I am afraid will cause some problems; and that's the Popeyes Annie the Chicken Queen commercial. Even though Popeyes is owned by a company in Atlanta ever since the late great Al Copeland lost it, they still present themselves as a New Orleans brand. I don't have a problem with that because this is where it started. However, I want everyone who reads this to understand one thing. If you happen to be in my city and roll into Popeyes please don't expect to meet Annie behind that counter. There are sisters working at almost every Popeyes but after hours of standing over hot grease, chicken, and dealing with crazy customers they are usually not this happy go lucky. Even if she's in a good mood she's not talking like the woman in the commercial. If you go in there and ask her to speak some of this happy jive slang you will probably get cussed out. If it's the wrong one she might even want to fight. My advice is order your chicken, stay quiet and if you meet Annie somewhere else when she is off try to to talk to her then. She'll be good people when she's not covered in flour and chicken spice. Don't mess around in Popeyes after looking at this Annie commercial and get hit with a bag of frozen biscuits. We don't need any more negative publicity around here.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Speaking on a Tea Party
This morning concern citizens all over the country are supposed to be gathering for a Tea Party to protest the socialist tax policies of President Obama. This is not a very original idea. I guess the activist Republicans are taking a page from the activist Democrats and are starting to hold demonstrations to show their frustrations. I hope they have better success than the Democrats did because President Bush walked all over them for eight years. I could be wrong about this but I thought the original tea party in
I think someone could have come up with a different name for this event. Tea isn’t really that big of a deal unless it’s a long island. You can get a big box of Lipton for about three dollars. They could have named it the “Gasoline Party” or the “We Need Another Stimulus Check Party”. I would have gone to that one. The organizers of this event could be on to something. I think I am going to take an historic event and use it to my benefit too. Lets take the entire city of
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
The Best Show On Television is Back!

Do you feel a different calm in the world today? I know you do....
It could only mean that Deadliest Catch is back for a new season and all is right with the world...unless one of the boat sinks this season and I have to stop watching it. I feel like I know all the guys on each crew personally. Its bad enough Captain Phil can't fish with his sons because he has blood clots and his diet consist of Red Bulls and cigarettes. All reality shows should be canceled out of respect for this show. It's awesome. It's the best show next to pro wrestling.
One Of TheThings We Can Control
Chuck D.
Monday morning was the first weekday after the latest tragedy involving violence with young people in the
We know it’s the lack of opportunity for well paying jobs that's caused by a dysfunctional education system. We are aware of the fact that there seems to be an over abundance of drugs and weapons floating around our community even though we don’t grow any drug crops or make any guns. We have acknowledged the fact that there is a problem with absentee fathers and a breakdown of the family structure. All of these things are true and if we fixed every one of them there would probably be hardly any crime at all in the black community. The problem is that those are some very big and complex problems. Even if we all got together tomorrow and marched on Capitol Hill to persuade the government to put the laws and money in place to correct these things it would be ten years at least before you could see tangible changes. If changing all of these issues is the only solution to solving the problem then we have to be willing to concede a certain level of violence and murder while we work out the details to bring that about. That’s not acceptable.
Could it be that we use these factors as a way to relieve ourselves from guilt and personal responsibility? If disenfranchisement was the validation for this level of self hate and violence then the murder rate during the Jim Crow years would have been over 80% and hardly any of us would be here now. I don’t know if I am where I am supposed to be at this stage of my life. Some of it is due to my own decisions. Part of it is being born without money and being a young black male growing up in a city where your obstacles increase as your financial status decreases. I am aware of that and I never minimize it’s impact because I know too many people that have struggled because of it. I was dealt a better hand than some because I had parents that were involved. It is a reality that some of these kids don't have many options or many people involved. At the same time that shouldn't give them free reign to be as destructive and ignorant as they want to in the name of the disenfranchised black man. We also shouldn't address their situation in a way to make them think it is okay to act that way.
Before we do anything else we have to calm down some of the madness and to me the only way to do that in the short term is tell these young boys that even though all the bad circumstances they were born into were not in their control, it’s not a free pass to ruin lives and families. It's time to zero tolerance within the community. I don’t think the fight for changing the environment is going to go as well as it could with babies dying all the time. You would think that would be a signal for urgency but to some people that’s validation for not doing anything at all. That’s the way the world works and we have to deal with it. Until the time comes when we have conquered these big problems the only thing we have control over is our own actions and that has to be the number one focus. We have to make these young men and women understand and accept the reality that at the end of the day the decision to commit murder or harm their community falls mainly on their shoulders. They have to start feeling personally responsible for this mess and want to change it. If the conditions of the world around us are going to excuse our bad decisions and lack of self control then trying to stop what is going on might be a hopeless cause.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Shiver Me Timbers!.........Pirates in 2009?
It's getting crazier by the minute........Now that the captain of the high jacked ship is safe we can talk about this pirate mess with some humor. This is all Disney’s fault for putting out that great trilogy of movies featuring Jack Sparrow. Things must be really rough in Somalia when people take to being pirates. They have already hustled shipping companies in other countries out of millions of dollars so they must be good at it. I think they better stick with French ships because the American high jack didn’t go quite the way they planned it. When they were ordering Pirates of the Caribbean from Netflix they should have rented Under Siege with Steven Seagal to see just what a Navy Seal can do before they went to messing with the U.S. boat. How about giving it up for the captain who sacrificed himself for the crew? That guy is a true leader. I’m glad everyone made it out okay.
I found it strange how the experts on Sunday morning news shows kept saying that this whole pirate scenario was a test of President Obama’s foreign policy. How was that fair when it wasn’t the Somali government seizing the ship? Doesn’t the brother have enough on his plate with two wars plus the political and corporate pirates here in the country? Can someone please take care of the lightweight stuff? Let Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden handle the pirates while the president knocks out this health care issue. Since the Navy Seals freed the captain can he go on television now and claim a victory? He could do that and get away with since everyone would have blamed him if something bad happened. Do you really think those pirates were trying to make a political statement? The only statements they are concerned with are the bank statements of the companies that own those boats. The pirates have vowed revenge on the United States. I hope they don’t call up Davey Jones and The Dutchman.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Reengaged
I had a great weekend. All three days of it were great. I closed it out by hanging in the Lower Ninth Ward at my cousin’s house. She’s trying to start a new family tradition for the folks that have returned home to New Orleans. We were talking about the good news and the bad with a little reminiscing sprinkled in between. I was sitting by her door watching the fourth and fifth generations of Walter Harris’ bloodline playing outside and that’s when I realized it might be selfish to tune out and pretend that everything is cool. Things are not anywhere as good as they should be or could be. Between the crooked politicians, corporate thieves, racist people from all walks of life, thugs, bad education and the rest you have to wonder what kind of world we are preparing for those babies running around that yard today. Some of the things happening in this city and the world are crazy. I mean, two guys shot four babies yesterday and no one really knows why. You can’t ignore that kind of thing and hope it changes on its own. If Katrina did anything it taught us that even the most traumatic event can’t shake some people’s bad intentions. The mind state is entrenched and will be difficult to move. By the way, I am not just talking about the thugs either. There’s some educated ignorant people around here that are just as bad because they could help the problems but they would rather use bad situations to help their self esteem. It’s not time to tune everything out. I am going to have to balance being pissed off and feeling good at the same time. Good thing for me I have more than one personality.
Friday, April 10, 2009
It's A Good Friday
If you are looking for me I am sitting outside playing music and enjoying cold lager. I will be ranting and raving next week. For the weekend I am going to try and enjoy myself and pretend like this country and my city isn’t going totally crazy. We can discuss the madness on Monday. My only concern right now is that there will be enough crawfish available for me to eat at least five pounds for myself. That’s my standard amount needed to feel like I did any real damage. Anything less than five pounds and I might as well not eat any at all because it’s a tease. My sister and my brother in law are here from
I hope everyone enjoys their holiday and if you have any extra pecan eggs and heavenly hash save them for me. I will gladly except jellybeans and Now & Laters too.
I dedicate this song to putting the speaker on the step and holding the door open with the big bottle of Canadian Club on
Monday, April 6, 2009
Sitting On My Porch Part Twenty Four

I think that remaining positive in this day and time is a hard task.
I think the shootings this weekend especially the death of 15 year old Lakita Johnson is a painful reminder that the ignorant culture we are fighting against will not go away quietly. Yes, we care about our community but that element doesn’t. It’s not going to be easy.
I think that sometimes there is no silver lining with something bad happens. Some things are just messed up and the only way to truly deal with that is to admit it to give the situation the proper perspective.
I think when things start feeling a little heavy, sometimes all you need is a good conversation with a fascinating person to lift your spirits. You learn a lot of cool things about people when you are just shooting the breeze.
I think that it’s never a good idea for any one in leadership to accept expensive vacations from an employee. After that your authority is compromised. My mayor should know better than that. You can never be sure whose paying for stuff like that.
I think I was feeling Michelle Obama in Europe representing the country with style and grace. There is nothing about that sister I don't like.
I think that since there are government programs designed to provide assistance to struggling families that require them to take drug test, work at a job that’s usually dead end, and have case managers walk through their house and invade their privacy it’s totally fair if a company’s CEO has to step down if they ask for tax dollars for a federal bailout. Welfare is the same no matter who’s asking for it.
I think with so many unstable people in the country that are struggling leading to folks shooting at innocent people and law enforcement, now might be a good time to cut out some of this paranoia about Americans losing their freedom. That’s why we have checks and balances people. Glen Beck has gone crazy.
I think I am against wars and stuff like that but if North Korea won’t stop playing around with these missiles we might have to do something.
I think I was the most disturbed I have been in awhile on last Friday when I heard a bunch of fifth graders talking and one of the girls in the group was yelling at this little boy because his girlfriend was “cheating on him and talking to all kinds of other kinds of boys”. ………What the hell is going on? When I was in fifth grade I still thought pro wrestling was real.
I think I really have a personal problem with the co-worker that talks way too loud on their personal phone calls and you hear too much detail so you start to feel uncomfortable around them because you know about things like their stomach problems caused by Sunday dinner or their husband’s back acne. People should really step in the hallway for certain things or send text messages.
Finally, if you make the conscious effort to bring your lunch to work everyday so you won’t have to go out and save money but get so stressed out about work and life during the day that you end up getting a daiquiri from the daiquiri shop on the way home or stopping at the convenience store for a few beers to get ready to deal with tomorrow….I think you might be from New Orleans.
I think me and my baby are rocking out to this song every morning.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Giving Back The Money Won't Make You President
If you are Bobby Jindal and you really want to run for president, can you really expect to win with the decisions you have been making lately. As a matter of fact, if I was a Republican with any clout I would be on the phone with him right now telling him to accept all the stimulus money he formerly turned down. This is just my opinion but the fact that Mr. Jindal is the governor of
He’s not running for President of Louisiana. He’s running for President of the United States and if you look at the electoral map of the last election and just take the time to watch the news you can see that the majority of this country is in such an uproar about this financial mess that neither political party has any creditability and working people damn sure don’t want to hear anything about turning down money designed to help them out to give the same companies that are laying off people a break on taxes.
This is so opposite of what’s going on in most of the country. That’s why even with all the shouting and screaming from conservatives the president’s approval numbers are just as high. I don’t think many average Americans understand all of the plans but at least they feel like he’s trying to help them. How is Bobby Jindal going to convince people in
Governor Jindal really isn’t doing anything outside of his basic principles. I will give him credit for being consistent but that’s my problem. If there is one thing we have learned over the last couple of years is that sometimes circumstances require responsible human beings to adjust their normal way of doing things until the rough time is over. When Bobby Jindal got elected we had a budget surplus that was over one billion dollars. Now we have a deficit and for the last few weeks our state has cut education, healthcare, and services to the elderly among other things. This looks like a time for an effective leader to acknowledge the situation, alter his thinking a little and take the money.
My Last Ashley Morris Comment....R.I.P.

Cliff, I have some Oliva maduro pyramides with about 5 years of age on them, or you can tap into the Habanos stash -- your call.
I'm on spring break for a couple of weeks, so just get in touch. I owe you a hot sausage po-boy from the big pink building anyway.
Ashley | Friday, March 14, 2008
Mommy's Birthday Time
Today is my mom’s birthday. Last year I posted a poem dedicated to her on this page that I thought was pretty sweet. I can’t top that one so I will just link to it here and change the picture and the song. I might get in trouble for this picture and it may not be smart to answer my cellphone for a few days but ain't she cute? Those dresses are going to come back in style. The second song is to make her smile but will probably make my dad and siblings go to bed early so they won’t have to listen to this album again. When an entire household knows every song on a album as well as the dialogue in between that’s a good sign that we played it too much.
You are the bomb! I hope you have a great day.
I didn't realize he passed away on my mom's birthday. This was a comment left in response to a post about being burned out. We never got a chance to smoke that cigar. Life's a bitch...